Dear New Shoes,

My Nearest and Dearest Shoes,

          

            You, my friends, have got some serious swag.  I promise to love you and cherish you, and commit to you.  I will wear you proud, and no matter how loudly my dogs mayeth bark, I promise I will never allow you to dangle shamelessly from my fingers as I stumble barefooted down gravel.  NO.  I will wear you proudly in all your velvety, stilt-like wonderfullness.  I thank you for guiding me through life in the 5'7'' and over club that, although I enjoy under false pretenses, I would never know if it hadn't been for you and your epically tall proportions.  Heels, I salute you.  

 

Your new friend,

Dani J